Amy Schumer Won't Take Husband Chris Fischer's Last Name for This Reason

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Amy Schumer arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of Snatched at the Regency Village Theatre

Don't expect Amy Schumer to go by any other name than her own, married or not.

Amy Schumer recently tied the knot acclaimed chef Chris Fischer, but she revealed that there won't be a name change to Amy Fischer any time soon.

Amy Schumer wants you to know she's no Long Island Lolita.

The 36-year-old comedian made the revelation in her Instagram Stories on Sunday (March 11).

"I'm not Amy Fischer!" his daughter replies, laughing. Schumer's dad Gordon asked on Instagram Stories.

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"Do you remember who Amy Fischer is?"

The wife survived and the teen mistress, nicknamed "Long Island Lolita" by the press, was sentenced to 15 years in prison. "The Long Island Lolita", she laughed, referring to the tabloid nickname for the 17-year-old girl who shot her lover's wife in front of the couple's NY home in Massapequa, Long Island in 1992.

Fisher, whom the press dubbed the Long Island Lolita, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault and served 7 years at the Albion Correctional Facility in NY.

She added, "No, I'm keeping my last name - I'm keeping your last name".

Though, let's be honest here: Schumer doesn't need a "reason" to keep her last name.


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